They say you learn something new every day. Here are some things I learned at Glastonbury 2015:

1. Baby wipes are your friend but they don’t taste very nice.
2. Weather apps lie.
3. Lionel Ritchie is, a) popular, and b) American.
4. The stinky unwashed feeling eases after a few days.
5. A pint of Brothers cider is cheaper than potato wedges.
6. A bit of mud never harmed anyone.
7. If a sign says don’t enter, do enter. Especially if a mud caked Irish man guards the entrance while hurling abuse in a friendly manner.
8. Cardboard shewees are not to be trusted.
9. Backwards is forwards, up is down, and fun is to be found in the rabbit hole.
10. Holding an inflatable sperm high in the air while navigating the crowds is an effective way of keeping a group together.
11. Glastonbury rocks!